March 2012
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Wrote up my resume instead of studying.
I really want an internship in the summer. Looking at you, Washington DC.
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Looks like I'm not getting sleep tonight.
Gotta pull an all-nighter. It’s been a while… I don’t know if I still have what it takes.
All I know is that tomorrow will be a looooooong day. I have to manage to stay alive for 10 hours in school because I have an interview for an honors program afterwards. I’ll be okay?
Don’t know.
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“I believe there are too many children who need loving parents to deny one group...”
– Barack Obama
(via loveyourchaos)
BOOM.
(via cacophonouschoas)
February 2012
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“Just drank my second bottle of 500-Hour Energy, so I should be good for another...”
– @StephenAtHome (via it-getter)
Here's to another 1000 shows
factoseintolerant:
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“Why did I did it?…I get something back. I get one skeeball ticket.”
– Stephen Colbert on why he has made 1000 episodes (via it-getter)
Congrats, Mr. Colbert. 1,000 episodes of making people laugh and smile.
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“Romney won Mackinac County by 1 vote. 667 votes to Santorum’s, wait for it, 666...”
– @chucktodd (via brooklynmutt)
LOL. Literally laughed really loud.
Aristotle: We are what we repeatedly do.
Plato: Well then I guess I'm YOUR MOM
Plato: *high fives Socrates*
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“I don’t believe in an America where there’s a separation of church and state…...”
– GOP presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on ABC News This Week.
Even Jesus Christ thinks this dick is a dick. (via inothernews)
I just… I just can’t with this guy. What is this person. Really.
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“President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a...”
– Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press.
No seriously. This guy is a fucking dick.
(via the Los Angeles Times)
Wait… What? Since when is going to college bad? Isn’t that what we should strive for? Good lord. *face palm*
Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation.
Woman: It can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
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